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The Salty Bitch
£30.00
Some people sprinkle kindness. You? You sprinkle salt aggressively, artistically, and usually without meaning to.
The Salty Bitch honours the beautifully misunderstood legends whose resting face screams “absolutely not,” while their actual personality is… annoyingly wholesome.
This tee is for the ones who look like they’d ruin your day, but will secretly fix your life, feed you snacks, and defend you like a feral raccoon if someone wrongs you.
You might look like a villain, but you love like a hero… just with better eyeliner and worse patience.