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The Vagitarian
£30.00
For those with a very specific… dietary preference.
The Vagitarian is the unofficial uniform of anyone who doesn’t just “enjoy” women, they celebrate them like a full-time hobby. Loud lips, hungry tongue, and fingers making the international symbol for “I know exactly what I’m here for”. This tee doesn’t hint, it announces.
Perfect for the proudly enthusiastic tongue athletes, and anyone who isn’t afraid to admit their favourite meal doesn’t come with cutlery.
Bold. Naughty. Zero confusion about what’s on the menu.